Does Tiger Have A Sex Adiction? or Is He Just Normal?

Dear Tiger,

We forgive you. You're hot and successful, any normal woman (myself included) would throw herself into your passionate embrace. So what is the deal with this 'sex addiction' defense to your adultery? Could it be that you have a "success" addiction? That this whole scandal has blown your squeaky clean cover? You had THE perfect set-up, the perfect life, millions in endorsements all for playing a game, and you blew it.

"In fact, that sex addiction even has a name (and its own television show) speaks volumes about our culture - and our collective psyche."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_know_a_tiger_by_his_stripes.html#ixzz0b27vpGQM

The thing is, Tiger, now I like you more. I was never a fan of golf - an elitist sport played by unattractive fat white guys until you and Michelle Wie came along. It was admirable to see a young ethnic man break those barriers... But golf is boring and so are you immersed in that world. I'm looking forward to learning about the new, grown-up, imperfect Tiger Woods. The real Tiger.

Don't feel too bad, you are normal. Our outmoded morals around sex are not.

Does St. Patricks Day Equal Date Rape?

Not to bash everybody's favorite bar holiday but, St Parick's Day just seems like an excuse for guys to get drunk and behave badly. Not that I have anything against bars, or getting drunk, or even acting a little crazy. But I've just noticed that when a bunch of drunk guys get together it's usually to:
A. Act stupid
B. Do stupid things to everyone around them as if it's funny
C. Including take out their secret insecurities on the weaker sex

It's not as if sleeping with a drunk guy is fun anyway. He'll definitely smell horrible. He might wet the bed. If he can even get it up when he's loaded (unlikely), he won't remember anything.

Better to mock the drunken than to screw them.

Dear Elliot Spitzer - Prostitution Should Be Legal

$31,000 a day. THIRTY-ONE-THOUSAND-DOLLARS-A-DAY!!! I have never in my legal, professional life made more than that in a month. I've made less than that in some years. Digging deeper into Eliot Spitzer's "private" shame is a revelation of how women are discriminated against, financially, by our own legal system.

Why is it that when men use their bodies for money it's called "athletics" but when when women use their bodies to make money it's labeled a sin and it's deemed illegal? I'm not trying to make a moral call here, I'm just pointing out a glaring inequality.

For my first Mocking Men post I thought I'd infuriate my female friends and point out how the system is just set up to keep us down, in every way, especially financially. It's bad enough that we already make less money then men, who do less work, and have less at stake in life than we do.

Personally any sane woman would have to charge money to even tolerate being intimate with that ugly troll of a man Eliot Spitzer. I hope his wife dumps his ass and takes all that hard money he's earned over the years. She is, after all, LEGALLY entitled to do so.